Behind the fairy tales!
Oy, if you don't know me, I am the BBW, also known as The Big Bad Wolf, but I'm not mean ! I just have my own TV show where I prank other fairy tale characters...
Today, I'm going to tell you the real story about what happened with the little Red Riding Hood.
In the morning, I was taking a walk, and suddenly I saw the little Red Riding Hood. And then a cool idea came up in my mind, I was going to prank that little brat!
So, to start the prank, I sent her through a fake shortcut. Then I ran to the Grandma's house.Then I tricked the grandma into opening the door and scared her out of her wits, but then she got a heart attack and she died. So, to hide the corpse, I decided to eat it.
So then I thought “how can I make this prank even more interesting?”
So I dressed up as Grandma and waited in the Grandma's bed. Then, the Little Red Riding Hood arrived. She asked me a bunch of questions... And then she came a little bit too close... and fell - BY ACCIDENT, OF COURSE !- into my mouth!
Next, the Hunter arrived and it was really unfair because he cut my belly open and that really hurt. Plus I got millions of likes on my website and a bunch of donations, but I didn't get to enjoy those because I was in the hospital and the surgery cost a lot of money.
Plus it's not my fault if the little Red Riding Hood and the grandma had no sense of humor!
BBW.
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